Saturday, November 29, 2008

Fish on a Car Office Prank

This is a prank that we played on some accident attorneys Fort Worth friends way back in the day. Sometime in 2005 to be exact. It all started when these two girls that worked on the site we were at as contractors. They would put fun little office pranks and stuff on our car. No big deal it was funny, but we never had a chance to pay them back for the pranks because we worked nights and they worked days. We only had a few hours overlap to even get to know them.

So one day we thought it would be a good idea if we followed one of them home. So I had the other guy cover for me and waited for her to leave. I followed her to her apartments. I got back to work and we decided that was where we were going to make our move.

We got off at midnight and went to Walmart to find something that we could put on her car. Well we got distracted in the fishing and hunting section. BUT while we were there we found those live baits, but they are already dead. Mostly used for cat fishing for those who don't know. Anyways we found these little fishes that were already dead and resembled anchovies but were a lot wider.

We bought those not sure what we intended to do with them. It was on a Friday night already so we weren't even sure that her vehicle was still going to be there. Luck would have it that we found her car in the parking lot where no one was around. Of course we had to be careful so no one saw us and called the cops on us.

What we ended up doing after making sure the coast was clear was putting those damn things everywhere on her car. We made her radio antennae look like a shish-ca-bob. We taped them under her door handles. Clipped them on her window wipers. through some into her muffler so the smell would get around. platinum visa credit card some inside her tires so her car would smell and she wouldn't be able to find them. Put them on her hood, roof, pretty much EVERYWHERE.

Just as we finished up we saw a car pull into the apartments and turn our way. We took off and ran into my coworkers truck before they could see us. It ended up being both girls. Apparently they had gone out and she was being dropped off. So we thought it would be funny to walk right by them like no big deal and say god evening to them. They knew something was up as soon as they saw us in the distance. She ran right to her car cursing, yelling and laughing. Thankfully.

The following Monday she was telling us everything she cleaned. She missed a few places, but we though it best not to say anything. I still consider it an office prank though since it was a prank on someone who works at the office.

Matt Howard
http://onecrazyoffice.com